Ripley’s Blurb Doctor

Do you hate writing book description blurbs?

Well, you’re in luck, because I love writing them. Not only that, but I’ve had practice writing hundreds of blurbs for the books we feature in our Ripley’s Booklist Newsletters, so I’ve gotten very good at it.

Whether you’re launching a brand new book and need a blurb with a great hook to catch all those new readers, or you have a back list of books with tired blurbs that just aren’t garnering sales, my Blurb Doctor Service can help.

For as little as $30, you can have a shiny new blurb with a very quick turn-around time.

Take a look at what authors are saying about Ripley’s Blurb Doctor.

From now on I’ll be coming to Ripley for blurb writing. Wow! I don’t know how she does it but this is amazing. I love my new blurb. – YA Author of the SeQuence Series, Lorraine M.L.M

Blurb writing is an art in itself and Ripley nailed it, creating a powerful and punchy book description that got to the heart of Rising Tides. She’s also a delight to work with and delivered VERY quickly. I’ll be back for more! – YA Author Katy Haye

The blurb Ripley wrote for my book is perfect and something that would have taken me hours of practice and frustration. – YA Author Yesenia Vargas

Ripley Patton just redid the blurbs for my first two books. Oh my gosh. She’s so good! – YA Author Constance Burris

I worked with Ripley to help me with book blurbs for several of my novels, and I am thrilled with what she came up with! ¬†She has a real gift for writing a blurb that catches the reader’s attention and totally sells the book! – Crime Thriller Author J.J. DiBenedetto

Ripley is a blurb writing genius! Her blurbs are short, sweet, to-the-point, and will entice readers. In other words, they are everything you want and more! I highly recommend her services! – Author Nicole Taylor

To schedule your Blurb Doctor appointment today, simply fill out the form below and I’ll get back to you soon with more info and an invoice. PLEASE NOTE: this is not a tagline writing service. I provide a 3-4 paragraph book description blurb that can be used for back cover copy and landing page engagement.

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Ripley Patton lives in a 22-foot camper in the woods of Southern Illinois with a cat named Lemmy. Her two young adult children, a daughter and a son, are her favorite people. When Ripley's not out exploring nature and getting her hands dirty, she's usually reading or writing a book.

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